Squire_Skimp – Retro Radio Podcast

Image of the Jot'em Down Store from the radio program "Lum and Abner", featuring a storefront with various items on display in the window and a group of people gathered outside. Visit the real store: http://lum-n-abner.com/

Lum and Abner – Plot for the Jot ‘Em Down Store. 350730

By Keith October 21, 2026Comedy, Lum and AbnerNo Comments

Snake Hogan and Squire Skimp scheme to buy the Jot 'Em Down Store for $2,000 cash, plotting to swindle Abner into investing the payout right back into silver mine stock.

Two men dressed in traditional Hawaiian attire, Lum and Abner, are seen mid-dance in the center of a small store. Lum, on the left, is playing a ukulele while Abner on the right is swaying his hips and waving his arms. A small crowd is gathered around them, some clapping and others smiling. The store itself is cluttered with various items, including shelves of canned goods and hanging clothes, giving it a cozy and lived-in feel.

Lum and Abner – They Cut Down The Old Pine Tree. 350726

By Keith October 16, 2026Comedy, Lum and AbnerNo Comments

Lum and Abner harmonize on "They Cut Down the Old Pine Tree" with Grandpap and Cedric—a four-voice showcase by Chester Lauck and Norris Goff—while Squire Skimp outlines plans for an exclusive country club.

Lum and Abner – High Society The First Families Of PineRidge. 350725

By Keith October 14, 2026Comedy, Lum and AbnerNo Comments

Silver mine fever takes over Pine Ridge as Squire Skimp convinces Lum to adopt a flashy new wardrobe and reinvest his commissions into mine stock to prepare for high-society life.

Lum and Abner in a Publicity Photo. 5x6. In this black and white publicity photo, two men, Lum and Abner, are posing together in a studio. They are dressed in suits and ties, with Abner on the left wearing a hat and holding a cane, while Lum on the right has his hands in his pockets. They are smiling at the camera with a friendly and approachable demeanor, creating a sense of warmth and familiarity. The photo has a vintage feel, reflecting the era in which they were popular radio personalities.

Lum and Abner – Lum Has A New Business Venture With Squire. 350719

By Keith October 5, 2026Comedy, Lum and Abner

After a week of being bossed around at the Jot 'Em Down Store, Lum quits and agrees to join forces with Squire Skimp. Despite warnings from Dick Huddleston and an attempted apology from Abner, Lum takes the bait the moment Squire promises to make him president.

Lum and Abner – Lum Goes Into Business With Squire. 350718

By Keith October 2, 2026Comedy, Lum and Abner

After his movie theater burns down, Lum takes a low-paying job working for Abner—only to face constant bossing and gloating. Despite warnings from Dick Huddleston to go easy, Abner pushes Lum too far, driving him to quit and team up with Squire Skimp.

AI rendered vintage-style illustration promoting a radio show called "Lum and Abner." It shows Lum explaining a case to a lawyer. Lum looks confused, scratching his head, while the lawyer studies a contract with a thought bubble showing a "Confession" paper. Another man sits across the table from Lum and the lawyer. The background includes a window and some office furniture. The text reads: "Lum and Abner, Lum explains the whole case to a lawyer, Old Time Radio."

Lum and Abner – Lum Arrives With Some Important Evidence. 350705

By Keith September 11, 2026Comedy, Lum and Abner

With Lum nowhere to be found, Abner, Dick, and Grandpap face an intimidating jury as Squire Skimp takes the stand to present his side of the story. Just when things look worst for the Pine Ridge storekeepers, Lum rushes into court with explosive new evidence from the insurance agent.

Lum and Abner – Lum Abner And Squire Are Off To Court. 350704

By Keith September 9, 2026Comedy, Lum and Abner

With the court date looming, Lum attempts to practice his legal vocabulary while Dick catches up on Abner's contract blunders. Facing disastrous odds after accidentally spilling their defense to Squire's lawyer, Lum makes a desperate phone call to settle out of court.

Lum and Abner – Lum Explains The Whole Case To A Lawyer. 350703

By Keith September 7, 2026Lum and Abner

Lum reviews the disastrous contract Abner signed before laying out their entire defense to a visiting lawyer. There’s just one major catch: the attorney isn't theirs—he's representing Squire Skimp!

A vintage-style cartoon produced by AI titled "LUM AND ABNER." It shows two men in a dramatic scene; one man looks surprised or worried, while the other points at a letter he holds. The letter is labeled as "incriminating evidence." The background includes a camera and another man standing behind the scene. The overall theme suggests a comedic or suspenseful situation involving a letter as key evidence. The image has an old-fashioned, sepia-toned appearance.

Lum and Abner – Abner Is Arrested For Breaking Into Squires House. 350702

By Keith September 4, 2026Comedy, Lum and Abner

After getting arrested for breaking into Squire Skimp's house, Abner is eager to put the legal trouble behind him. But when Squire offers a contract to drop all charges, Abner signs without reading the fine print—handing Squire exactly what he wanted all along.

Lum and Abner – Abner And Grandpap Break Into Squires House. 350701

By Keith September 2, 2026Comedy, Lum and Abner

Squire Skimp threatens to take over the movie theater unless Lum and Abner hand over a partnership. When an incriminating letter surfaces, Abner and Grandpap hatch a desperate plan to break into Squire's house and steal it back.