Lum and Abner – Retro Radio Podcast

A black-and-white photo of Lum and Abner. Lum is on the left and has wavy hair and a mustache. He's wearing a suit and tie, and looks amused or curious. Abner is on the right, has messy hair and a beard, with exaggerated, surprised expression. He's wearing glasses and a dark suit with a bow tie. The composition suggests a comedic setting.

Lum and Abner – Squire Is Tried In Lums Court. 350621

By Keith August 19, 2026Comedy, Lum and AbnerNo Comments

Down in Pine Ridge, Squire Skimp faces trial in Lum's court for fire ordinance violations. As Squire threatens revenge and tries to wiggle out of trouble, will Justice of the Peace Lum hold his ground?

Lum and Abner – Squire Is Upset Over Warrent. 350620

By Keith August 17, 2026Comedy, Lum and AbnerNo Comments

Horlicks: Dietitians and nutritionists recommend it for weight control. It's an exceptionally well-balanced food—safe and effective. Buy it by the pound at your local druggist today. Down in Pine Ridge,…

A crumpled, coffee-stained piece of paper lying on a wooden surface. The paper has typed text about legal matters and a handwritten note at the bottom that reads: "GRANDPAP VOID? Lum + Abner discuss." To the left of the paper, there is a pair of round glasses and a container labeled "HORLICKS." In the background, several folded and stacked papers or newspapers are partially visible. The overall tone is sepia, giving a vintage feel.

Lum and Abner – Grandpap And Dick Demand Squire’s Arrest. 350619

By Keith August 14, 2026Comedy, Lum and AbnerNo Comments

Horlicks: Horlicks can help relax you and aid in getting a good night’s rest. Down in Pine Ridge, Squire has been operating his theater in violation of a fire hazard…

Lum and Abner – Lum Wont Arrest Squire. 350618

By Keith August 12, 2026Comedy, Lum and AbnerNo Comments

Horlicks: A special drink for young folks to keep their energy level up. Drink it as a cold summer beverage, and tell mom it's good for you! Down in Pine…

Lum and Abner – Squire Is Breaking The Law. 350617

By Keith August 10, 2026Comedy, Lum and AbnerNo Comments

Horlicks: Times have changed a lot in the last several years, but Horlicks will always be the original malted milk product that you can depend on.Down in Pine Ridge, the…

Image of the Jot'em Down Store from the radio program "Lum and Abner", featuring a storefront with various items on display in the window and a group of people gathered outside. Visit the real store: http://lum-n-abner.com/

Lum and Abner – Ladies Uplift League Will Boycott The Show. 350614

By Keith August 7, 2026Comedy, Lum and Abner

Horlicks: Have you ever thought of cold Horlicks as a refreshing drink for Summer? Get it in natural or chocolate flavor, and insist on only the original. In Pine Ridge,…

Lum and Abner – Squire Spreads Rumors About Matinee. 350613

By Keith August 5, 2026Comedy, Lum and Abner

Horlicks: To lose weight, just substitute your normal lunch with a glass of Horlicks. Try it hot or cold. Down in Pine Ridge Squire has planned to preempt the grand…

Lum and Abner – Advertising Free Matinee For Children. 350612

By Keith August 3, 2026Comedy, Lum and Abner

Horlicks: A good source of vitamins, minerals, and proteins. Enjoy it in natural or chocolate flavors. In Pine Ridge, Lum announced their grand opening for the theater as Saturday. At…

Lum and Abner – Dick To Help Lum And Abner. 350611

By Keith July 31, 2026Comedy, Lum and Abner

Horlicks: The continues success is proved out by the host of new users who buy Horlicks each day. Look for it at your local druggist. Down in Pine Ridge, the…

Lum and Abner – Lum And Abner Lose To Squire. 350610

By Keith July 29, 2026Comedy, Lum and Abner

Horlicks: Look before you buy to see if the malted milk product contains no cheap, imitation ingredients. Get Horlicks, the original. Down in Pine Ridge Lum and Abner have to…