Vacation plans are all set, but Alice worries about how her man will get along without her, or the girls in the house. Phil’s assurances turn into doing some explaining when a delivery of ice and beverages arrive. Will she be trusting, and accept his stories, or would she be wise to have some doubts? Phil sings, Choo Choo Idaho.
As Alice finishes packing, Willie overhears a discussion of the thanksgiving turkeys that Phil and Frankie bought. He thinks that Frankie’s live turkey, named Charmaine, is a woman they have hidden in the house. Alice trusts Phil…. right? Why does she head out the… closet… um, under the couch… oh yeah, out the front door. Alice sings, Bye Bye Baby.
The mix ups are nearly resolved, until Julius arrives to find
Alice in tears. After a confrontation with Phil, he knows just how to keep the confusion going to get Phil into trouble again.