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Jack Benny – The Crowd Roars 381106 (RV23 retro472)

Posted by Keith on August 20, 2014

After being announced, Jack tries to tell about the big party he just threw. Phil and Mary complain about having bad dreams after eating Jack’s party hot dogs. Listen in for more party mishaps. The cast may poke fun at Jack’s new house, but he gets in a jab at Mary’s crazy hat style. Kenny Baker gets in a few jokes on the topic of Jack’s house, and party, then he sings, If I Loved You More.

The play is a bit long, so Jack gets it started. It’s a spoof of a movie that featured Robert Taylor and Maurene Sullivan. Jack plays a prize fighter who battles his way to the top. Don is the fight announcer, and Phil is Jack’s manager. Of course, Mary is his girlfriend. Phil plays, FDR Jones.

Rolling the clock back, we find 6 year old Jack practicing his violin. Can he convince his dad to let him become a prizefighter? Time marches on, but will Jack make his dad proud? Tossing aside his violin, Killer Benny starts his training with Curly Harris. Fights are lined up, but Mary only wants Jack to quit before he gets hurt.

The big fight comes with Kenny Assassin Baker. Don provides the color commentary as Jack does his best to roll with the punches. Will he retire after the fight? Will Jack return to the farm?

Note: Maxie Rosenbloom aka Slapsie Maxie, mentioned in Kenny’s dream was a heavy weight boxer at the time. In later years he made a somewhat successful career as an entertainer.

Bonus Track:
No music, just Keith with a brief discussion about Jack Benny he had with his son, Chris.

PS: Listen to this episode without the added comments here: Jack Benny – The Crowd Roars. 381106.

Vic and Sade – August Invoices. 460926 (retro471)

Posted by Keith on August 7, 2014

Vic settles in for a quiet afternoon of getting work done that he brought from the office. It looks as if he has picked the ideal day. Rush is at school, Sade is taking a trip to Twanda, and there seems to be no chance of being disturbed. Ha!

The interuptions trickle in as Rush is home from school after the principle declared a teacher conference. Sade’s trip is cancelled due to car troubles. Vic’s frustrations are compounded as the dam bursts with interuptions and distractions. Needy people pour into the scene. Uncle Fletcher can’t get food from between his teeth, neighbors pop in for one need or other, all expecting the Gooks aren’t doing anything, and can bend to whatever whim has brought them in.

But wait. It gets worse. An innocent, and seemingly unrelated incident, cause the flood of interuptions to explode. There’s construction on Emerson and Oak Streets, and the flow of familiar faces is joined by people who are total strangers.

Through it all Rush tries to dutifully read the invoices to Vic. Sade is apologetic for her failure to keep the house quiet. Fletcher and all the familiar faces are pretty much gone. Who are all these strangers, and why are they walking through the Gook’s living room? Vic may as well be doing his work on a busy city sidewalk. Fletcher, Miss Harris, and Mr Sprawl re-enter with some good news, but has all the crazy traffic traffic stopped just yet?

Bonus Tracks:
None today. Keith shares comments on handpicked clips.

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Lum and Abner – Hiring Grandpap To Play Piano. 350531 (RV22 retro470)

Posted by Keith on July 28, 2014

Horlicks: It makes a grand Summer drink for kids that makes them big and strong. It’s nourishing and easy to digest.

Down in Pine Ridge, Lum and Abner’s picture show is progressing quite nicely. They have just returned with their second hand movie projector, and plan on renting a player piano from Grandpappy Spears.

Abner is less experienced, so Lum does the wheeling and dealing to negotiate for the rental of the piano. Lum sure talks a slick line, but will Abner’s butting in ruin the deal? Abner just doesn’t get the art of negotiation is in the subtleties and small talk. The direct method just won’t work as well.

Grandpap shows that he’s a good hand at the bargaining process, and rents the piano, and his services at a price that benefits himself. Just how high will Lum be forced to extend himself for the sake of the piano? It looks like the psychology has backfired on Lum.

Horlicks Letter: A fireman writes in to praise the nourishment that a flask of hot Horlicks gives when he needs energy fast.

Bonus Tracks:
Abbott and Costello 1944 Betting on Peanutbutter
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PS: To find this episode without the added comments, try Lum and Abner – Lum And Abner Hire Grandpap. 350531.

Mail Call – Victor Borje. 1945 (retro469)

Posted by Keith on July 19, 2014

Opens with a tune by the Charioteers, Goucho Serenade.

Normally, the show has a variety of acts, but Victor carries the whole show with his unique style of humor and excellent concert piano playing.

Victor talks about his childhood and family. He then shuffles together some of the great composers for a clever arrangement of Schubert and the Blue Danube.

The Johnny Green orchestra plays a medley, and the show is wrapped up by a closing number of the Charioteers, Lilly Belle.

Bonus Tracks:
Spike Jones – William Tell Overature.
Jimmy Durante – , with Bob Hope.

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Retro OTR Diary 11 Jack Paar Comparrison to Jack Benny.

Posted by Keith on July 14, 2014

Looking at the first appearances of both comedians, we see their flair for dry humor, and using topics in the headlines. Easy to do, but often it doesn’t hold up well over time. Not without the growing need to be a history buff.

Jack Paar used some of his own innovative ideas, such as his bits where we get a glimpse into what the characters are really thinking. A couple snippets of his first guest star, Dennis Day demonstrate this.

Both comedians worked with sketch humor. I didn’t showcase any of Jack Benny’s, he moved away from topical humor, and the sketches and spoofs were what he had become most known for by this time. Instead, a sketch of a Western is demonstrated. It might also be compared to early Buck Benny installments, the use of the horse in a take of of a bit done by Mel Blanc as Jack Benny’s horse. Still, Paar is a little more edgy in some inuendo that Benny isn’t likely to have touched.

It’s not a super detailed side by side comparrison. I wanted to include some listener comments, and observations, and stick to just the minimal. Thanks to those who offered insights, and it’s not too late to add yours. I have a commentting system. I’d love to do a sequel on this topic if it’s something you want to hear about.

Retro OTR Diary 10 Gunsmoke – Little bird 580511

Posted by Keith on July 10, 2014

Before getting started, Keith shares a story about how, in a later interview, William Conrad tells of an autograph seeker and fan of Gunsmoke. The obliging voice actor stopped on his way inside the studio to talk to the man, but the man went away disappointed. In the studio, he told his fellow actors, and the production ccrew what just happened to him. What was it that the voice actor couldn’t help the fan out with?

Though the show dealt with serious topics, moral dihlemma’s, rough justice, and the like, it wasn’t withot comic relief. Doc Adams often was critical of the medicine shows that rolled to town from time to time. However, he was also a man of science, and he has a little fun with a demonstration of that technology.

When trouble came to town, Matt was alerted by his friends. Sometimes it was Chester, but among other merits, Miss Kitty could always be trusted to alert him when something suspicious was going down.

It happens often in old movies. There’s a catch phrase that one of the players in the film says that is used as the title of the movie. It doesn’t happen very often at all in the realm of radio shows. But that’s what happens to get the title of this episode.

Of course, Matt goes to confront the bad guy to call him out. He usually hopes the tough guy will take a word to the wise, stop doing what he’s doing, and back down. It seldom works that way, but Matt isn’t opposed to using his hands rather than his pistols, when he needs to.

When the tough guy doesn’t take the message, 6 gun justice has to be applied. Normally it’s Matt who has to act hard and fast. Sometimes its a force of nature. Then again, sometimes a more subtle approach slips past Matt to right the wrongs, and solve a problem.

Leters from Listeners

The Retrobots join in to share a few brief words from listeners, gleaned from emails, and Facebook entries.

Burns and Allen – Pretending To Be Single. 421006 (retro467)

Posted by Keith on July 5, 2014

After a party with friends, Gracie wants to rekindle the romantic spark in her marriage to George. They decide to relive their courting days, and the thrill of their first date.

The deception confuses their friends, neighbors, and even the cabby and soda jerk in the drugstore. Has George made the right decision to relive that first date?

In his efforts to go along with Gracie, will George prove to be just too old and tired? Will Gracie have the will power to resist love’s first kiss? How far are the two going to take this little game of theirs? Stay tuned and don’t miss any of the craziness and jokes.

Bonus Track:
Keith shares a few thoughts about this episode, then shares some ideas about the on air married life of George and Gracie.

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Retro OTR Diary 09 Vic and Sade – Five Men from Maine. 410530.

Posted by Keith on June 14, 2014

It’s a typical day in the gook home, and rush tries to relay a telephone message to Vic. The mysterious phone call is about 5 men from Maine who are friends with Mr McDempsey from Oregon.

How did they hear about vic? Are they lodge members, or workers for the Consolodated kitchenware Company? Sade may have an opinion that probably nails it. Jimbo Mason talks more about it.

Crazy names are a feature from Paul Rimer, and Vic has plenty of his crazy names for Rush. Even in recounting a quip from 3rd Lt Stanely, rush gets a new name. We also are privileged with a word from PQ Rivers, who shares his Insights, and observations on crazy names. Special thanks to PK Rivers for the contribution.

Even when the phone isn’t ringing, Rush has to give the graphic details that went down when he answered the call. It’s just not helpful in solving the mystery. As a distraction to the issue at hand, Sade has her own absurd incident to share.

Her opinion of the men from Maine aren’t as as shady as the idea that rush has is it?

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Retro OTR Diary 08 Mama Bloom

Posted by Keith on June 5, 2014

Though the entire series has now been posted on the site, Keith finally takes time to talk about this show. This short run, 25 episode soap opera is in mostly good quality, with some speed variation from show to show.

The Blooms are Jake and Becky, or papa and mama as they’re called by their teenage girls Sara and Yetta. The parents are immigrants from Poland, speak with heavy Yiddish accents, and find it a challenge to move out of their old world traditions. Meanwhile, the girls embrace the sophisticated life in the big city.

The story is one of culture shock, the clash between old world tradition, customs, and style to that of the modern city and the new technologies the 20th century ushered in. The clash is a soft one, with Becky Bloom at the center of it all, playing advocate, and dispensing wisdom to soothe all the troubles that come their way.

Jake is a tailor, and a business man who has sunk deep into his comfortable ways. To hear him complain about his life, his aching feet, being tired, and Becky’s relatives, you might think he was either just a grumpy old man, or an overgrown spoiled boy. OK, maybe he is. He has his tender side. He thinks Becky has grown more beautiful with age, regardless of her few added pounds since they met 23 years earlier. He lavishes gifts on his girls, including a new car as a wedding gift. He complains over the checks he has to write when mama goes overboard in planning Sara’s wedding, but he writes them anyway. Even his attitude towards Sidney, his future son in-law, is like a roller coaster. Jake is aggravated that Sidney might never ask Sara to marry him, he’s upset that Sidney has moved into the business and made changes, spent lavish amounts of money, and added new products to the inventory than just boy’s knee pants. His comfortable life keeps getting out of his control.

We don’t learn a lot about Yetta, the younger sister. She’s always going out on a date, doesn’t seem to have a steady boyfriend, but along with Sara, they wear makeup, and have high maintenance tastes in style. The girls hate their names, and would prefer to be known as Sally and Yvette. They are a little spoiled, they worry over their mom’s lack of clothes in the closet, and the drab colors their mom chooses for herself. They’d like for their mom to join in with their taste in style, loosen up a little and have fun with them, but mama is comfortable in who she has become over the years. Like any teenager, they’re a little embarrassed of their parents, mostly with mama, and the way she is constantly misusing and mispronouncing words.

The focal point in the story becomes Sara and her engagement to Sidney. Jake has his world shaken up with delight over his daughter, and the wedding, but Sidney is proving too much for him. Jake may be OK with Sidney marrying Sara, but he hates the changes in the store, he can’t see why they need to expand the inventory into providing military uniforms to South American countries. Granted, the new insurgence in business has easily tripled the entire net worth of the store in one sale, making Jake happy and proud, but also frustrated at the decisions and changes that Sidney makes. Sidney’s wheeling and dealing ways are more than Jake can comprehend. Mama isn’t the only one who can dispense wisdom, or get a figure of speech a little mangled. In his own way, I think Jake likes Sidney, and he even teaches Sidney a lesson on how to keep shop secrets around the women folk. There’s an episode, Sidney’s Visit At Night where Sidney spills the beans to tell that Jake was goofing off at work, playing cards. The table is turned when Jake gets Sidney in trouble with Sara, by spilling the beans on a late night game of craps.

Mama seems to be a bottomless pit of insights and wise sayings. There never seems to be a situation that she can’t see through, and cut to the source of the trouble. No smoke screen is too thick to throw her for a loop, no emotional drama too serious that she doesn’t know how to stabilize it. You’d think she was super human, and came out of the womb that way. To hear her butcher the English language, and get figures of speech a little mixed up, you might fall into the trap of thinking she was less smart than she really is.

We learn that despite any perceived old world stodginess, that Becky and Jake weren’t beneath playing at kissing games when they were young. Becky tells Sara that she didn’t know it all, and her calm relationships with her in-laws didn’t come without battle scars. Did you ever look back and think of all the things you wished somebody could have taught you as a young person? Becky does just that, as she tells Sara about being even less educated about life when she was Sara’s age.

Mama can be manipulative at times, but not often to be self-serving. She teaches her girls lessons in getting what they want tactfully, how to get the best bargains shopping, how to play detective, judge, and understand all sides of an argument. Mama is observant and a good judge of character. She can read between the lines, and find the solution from unexpected sources. Mama can be frugal, and budget conscious, but when there’s a wedding, she knows when to lavishly dish out the money. When there’s family crisis or conflict, mama is there, and knows the right way to fix the problem. Who wouldn’t like to have a mama like that?

Just to help out, here’s the link to grab all 25 installments: Mama Bloom – Retro Radio Podcast

Extra:
Keith shares a word on changes to the line up of the daily serials on the podcast.

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Casey, Crime Photographer – The Scene Of The Crime 490310 (retro464)

Posted by Keith on June 3, 2014

Audio quality is excellent. It’s evening in the Blue Note cafe as Casey gets a good laugh at Ethylbert’s idea for a career move. The bar tender wants to try his hand at being a detective. Will he get his big chance when Ann Williams enters to announce the latest corpse?

With a replacement to relieve him from his duties, Ethylbert tags along at the crime scene. Surprising both Casey, and the cops, Ethylbert offers a surprise clue, he knows the dead man. What else does Ethyulbert know about the activities that Dave Wilson was involved in:? In the Blue Note, now it’s Ethylbert’s chance to relax and stretch his mind as he shares the clues with Ann Williams. Will Ethylbert’s out dated detective books do any real good as he and Ann return to the scene of the crime? The only prowler he manages to catch is Casey.
Casey goes down a different road in pursuit of the killer, while Ethylbert waits in the wings, trying to apply his new knowledge. The trouble is that Ethylbert’s idea of a criminal face and profile could just as easily match Captain Logan. Usually Ethylbert’s insights are helpful, but when he’s trying to help, things just aren’t clicking as easily. Still, he manages to stumble onto the killer, and finds himself in danger. Can Casey catch up to him in time, and rescue his friend?

Be sure to make one last visit to the Blue Note to see which clues were key in putting an end to the mystery. Will Ethylbert win his detective diploma?

Bonus Track:
None today, just extra comments from Keith on the show.

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