Contracts – Retro Radio Podcast

AI rendered vintage-style illustration promoting a radio show called "Lum and Abner." It shows Lum explaining a case to a lawyer. Lum looks confused, scratching his head, while the lawyer studies a contract with a thought bubble showing a "Confession" paper. Another man sits across the table from Lum and the lawyer. The background includes a window and some office furniture. The text reads: "Lum and Abner, Lum explains the whole case to a lawyer, Old Time Radio."

Lum and Abner – Lum Explains The Whole Case To A Lawyer. 350703

By Keith September 7, 2026Lum and AbnerNo Comments

Lum reviews the disastrous contract Abner signed before laying out their entire defense to a visiting lawyer. There’s just one major catch: the attorney isn't theirs—he's representing Squire Skimp!

A vintage-style cartoon produced by AI titled "LUM AND ABNER." It shows two men in a dramatic scene; one man looks surprised or worried, while the other points at a letter he holds. The letter is labeled as "incriminating evidence." The background includes a camera and another man standing behind the scene. The overall theme suggests a comedic or suspenseful situation involving a letter as key evidence. The image has an old-fashioned, sepia-toned appearance.

Lum and Abner – Abner Is Arrested For Breaking Into Squires House. 350702

By Keith September 4, 2026Comedy, Lum and AbnerNo Comments

After getting arrested for breaking into Squire Skimp's house, Abner is eager to put the legal trouble behind him. But when Squire offers a contract to drop all charges, Abner signs without reading the fine print—handing Squire exactly what he wanted all along.

Jack Benny and Mary Livingstone. in 1954.

Jack Benny – Jack Hasn’t Received His New Contract. (retro233). 540411

By Keith June 11, 2026Comedy, Jack Benny, Retro Original

Flashback to the day before at rehearsal. Jack is critical of Bob Crosby's band members. Jack begins to worry when Don points out that his contract hasn't been renewed yet.…

Lum and Abner- Abner Asks Listeners To Vote For Lum. 350222

By Keith March 6, 2026Comedy, Lum and Abner

Carlton Brickert advises listeners the flashlight offer ends soon. Now, let's see what's happening down in Pine Ridge. Abner takes criticism over his efforts to get his money back, after…

Chet Lauck and Norris Goff wearing a suit and tie smiling at the camera. Sitting in front of a radio microphone, one holding a script and the other adjusting his glasses -

Lum and Abner – Squire Donates Abners Insurance Money. 350221

By Keith March 4, 2026Comedy, Lum and Abner

Horlicks: Use it for sick kids. Easy even for babies to digest, and helps them recover from sickness. Ready for another visit to Pine Ridge? Let's go! Abner is afraid…

Lum and Abner Operating The Pine Ridge Matrimonial Bureau 350118

By Keith January 14, 2026Comedy, Lum and Abner

Horlicks, for a light meal that's easy to digest. No more indigestion from a heavy lunch, and such an aid to weight control. With the end of the oil boom…

Lum and Abner – Pine Ridge Oil Boom is Over. 350109

By Keith January 12, 2026Comedy, Lum and Abner

Horlicks, when you are most susceptible to disease and sickness, just drink a cup of hot Horlicks to feel your best. The word is out; the oil well was really…

Lum and Abner – Squire Receives a Visit. 350108

By Keith January 9, 2026Comedy, Lum and Abner

Horlicks, a rich, cool, refreshing flavor that you won't get tired of. It builds strong bones, and is even good for kids. After learning they sold out to Squire Skimp,…

Lum and Abner – Squire Skimp President of SW Oil. 350107

By Keith January 7, 2026Comedy, Lum and Abner

Sponsored by Horlicks: nourishing, easy to digest, a fine weight control lunch for overweight people. The Southwest Oil company is no more. Lum and Abner are surprised to learn they…

Lum and Abner in a Publicity Photo. 5x6. In this black and white publicity photo, two men, Lum and Abner, are posing together in a studio. They are dressed in suits and ties, with Abner on the left wearing a hat and holding a cane, while Lum on the right has his hands in his pockets. They are smiling at the camera with a friendly and approachable demeanor, creating a sense of warmth and familiarity. The photo has a vintage feel, reflecting the era in which they were popular radio personalities.

Lum and Abner – Lum And Abner Owe Squire Money. 420820

By Keith October 29, 2025Comedy, Lum and Abner

Legal fees have shot up, and doubts are raised that the gold mine has any worth. Them bank fellers know everything, and when Lum's credit reputation is called out, he…