Guest is Van Johnson. Confusion opens the show when Don introduces Van Johnson as star of the show, and Mary hasn't showed up yet. Jack tries to phone Mary, but…
At March Field, and as March ends, Jack pokes fun at the military with the use of animal jokes. Mary shifts gears with jokes about dating soldiers. The base trains…
The whole gang is gathered for a rehearsal in Jack's library. Dennis is taken aback at the formal proceedings in the meeting that seem to have developed during his absence…
When the guest star, Ray Milland, is given top billing in Don's announcement, Jack takes offense and pouts. Though Mary and Phil joke about the heavy drinking Ray Milland, he…
Jack reads the gossip column, and gets a kick out of the celebrity gossip. Except for the stuff written about him. Rochester joins in Jack's pondering buying real estate in…
Jack tells Don about his birthday bash he had earlier in the week. Of course, Mary enters to fill in the more embarrassing details. Phil is late so Mary reads…
Rochester, Jack, and Mary drive downtown and talk about the films playing. Might Jack win an Oscar for his work in A Horn Blows at Midnight? Mary talks about Jack's…
As Jack brags about his wild party life, Mary tells the truth about his escapades. Even Larry Stevens sheds some light on Jack being the life of the party. Larry…
The entries of the I Hate Jack Benny Because... contest have been pouring in. Join Jack and Mary as they read a few of the entries. Jokes about Jack's famous…
Jack and Don joke around about writing to Santa Claus, and acting like kids again. Jack gives Don a novelty Christmas gift, but Jack is offended at not getting anything…