Abbott and Costello – Hedda Hopper Sherman Oaks Gazette. 440224

Bud and Lou joke around about the news, and running a newspaper. Lou claims to be a great reporter. Sounds more like a peeping Tom to me though. Ken Niles even hops on the band wagon of offering news on animals. The jokes turn to good looks, or lack of them when Verna Felton shows up. Bud wants to make her fashion editer of his newspaper. Lou goes for the big headlines, world news. He phones Adolf Hitler himself, and Mel Blanc comes back with a passable, and funny, impression of that national leader. Freddie Rich plays, I Love You.

Burns and Allen – William Powell. 440201.

Gracie drops her big news to George. The build up makes it sound like she might be having a baby, but instead she has just hired anew maid. The maid claims that she can't talk and work, so as Gracie does the chores, the maid gossips about her other Hollywood clients. Seeing that no dinner is going to be forthcoming, George leaves to eat out. Jimmy Cash sings, I'll Get By.

Burns and Allen – Paul Henreid. 440125.

It's another morning in the Burns home as Gracie talks to her friend about George not letting her start her acting school. They talk about business slogans, and testimonials to promote their talent school. Gracie has circulated a handbill with a fake testimonial she wrote, and signed it as Paul Henried. As George comes in, Gracie blows smoke to cover the exit of her friend. He's a little suspicious, but will Gracie be able to talk sense to him? More importantly, will he make sense of her explanations?

Lum and Abner – The County Agricultural Bureau. 430408in in the half hour shows, long after the war was over, with Zazu Pitts as the unappreciated county employ who tries to teach housewives to can the produce from the garden.

After finding no relatives in Toledo, grandpap thinks nobody cares about him any more. Lum and Abner wonder what to do for him, while Abner plays with the make shift intercom system they made for the now missing Doc Snide. Grandpap enters to tell about his disappointing trip to Ohio.