Quiet Please – Beezers Cellar. ep69, 481010`
A story is recounted about a crazy old man with six fingers on each handd, who began to build a house. He got as far as digging the cellar, but…
Quiet Please – Baker’s Dozen. ep33, 480119
Ernest Chapel is a former baker, who is a heavy drinker and a little late for his appointment to jury duty. Trying to listen through the fog of his hangover…
Quiet Please – Symphony In D Minor. 480913
Ernest Chapel is your host, and narrator with some of the creepiest shows of the week. He recounts a tale of a recent encounter with a blind man. The blind…
Quiet Please – In Memory Of Bernardine. ep25, 471124
Ernest Chapel is on the way home, but it won't be the kind of homecoming he and Bernardine might have planned. She won't be with him, and he goes into…
Quiet Please – Three. ep23, 471110
Practically nobody is named Sebastian these days, but that's the name Ernest Chapel is going by in today's episode. On his way to the elevator, a man asked for the…
Quiet Please – Bring Me to Life ep8, 470810
In his office, mysterious notes are being typed on Ernest Chapel's typewriter. Is it a gag? Is it haunted? Ernest is a script writer with writer's block, and with a…
Quiet Please – Nothing Behind The Door. ep1, 470608 (retro534)
Ernest Chapel sets the stage at a little corrigated shack, and a starry California night. He draws our attention, not to any star, but a great big patch of nothingness…
Quiet Please – Dialogue For A Tragedy. 490410.
Ernest Chapel offers a one sided monolog of a man who seems to be talking to another who is about to shoot him. The two seem to have served together…
Quiet Please – Anonymous. ep66, 480919
Ernest Chapel presents another chilling thriller, delivered in his monolog style. He recounts the aftermath of a recent political speech. Though the event was a success, he recieved a phone…
Quiet Please – Calling All Souls. 481031
Ernest Chapel tells about where he was last Halloween. In a little cell, playing solitaire, when his game is interupted by a prison official. He's a man who is innocent.…