Jack Benny – The Sportsmens Replacement. ep613, 470316

A black and white photograph of Jack Benny, a man in a suit and tie, standing against a plain background. He is looking off to the side with a slight smile on his face, and his hands are clasped in front of him. Benny was a comedian and actor, best known for his radio and television shows in the 1930s, 1940s, and 1950s. The photograph conveys a sense of classic Hollywood glamour and style, with Benny's sharp features and piercing blue eyes on prominent display.

It’s that time for the Academy Awards, and Jack talks to Don about the celebrities at the event that he was the MC. Mary shares a poem about television, and Jack’s shows on it. Dennis tells about some car troubles, then in honor of St Patrick’s Day, he sings, Donegal.

As Dennis tells what kinds of movies his mom likes, Phil enters. Will Don have a solution to the missing quartet that Jack fired? First, Rochester phones in a problem he’s having at home in the kitchen.

Andy Russell, Dick Haimes, and Bing Crosby all appear to round out a quartet to sing with Dennis Day. They harmonize, and take turns soloing to sing the sponsor’s message. Will the quartet meet Jack’s expectations? I feel a ‘Wait a minute’ moment coming on.

PS: Phil jokes about the arrival of television, and his desire to be on it. In reality, he claimed to never wanted to be on TV. He felt his true medium was radio. Elliot Lewis makes an appearance, but not as Frankie Remley. He’s a rep from the Academy Awards. At one point Bing makes an adlib comment about Dennis Day picking out the arrangement in a key that’s too high.