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Featuring Roddy McDowel as Rocky Iii.
A kid is discovered packed inside of one of the cargo containers. How did the 14 year old boy get there? He promises not to be any trouble. Carney and Red play along with his story of being their prisoner, and his pirate flavored delusions. Offering the stowaway another glass of grog, also known as milk, Rockingghham tells his story to Carney.
The young man is on a quest for treasure, and has decided to play pirate by sailing the seven seas. He left word with his rich uncle on his planned exxxploits, buCarney has business to conduct, and can’t take time to stop in Wellington, where the lad intended. That is, until real pirates board the Scarlet Queen to look for the imagined treasure map. Will a bamboo shoot under his fingernails cause Carney to betray his young stowaway?
Jade carvings of the bird of paradise are worth a kings ransom. After a narrow escape, Carney rejoins his friends, and learns more about the kids uncle, and his involvement in the treasure hunt. Back on the high seas, the crew of the Scarlet Queen use the map to race to the prize.
Catching up with the pirates who now have the kids uncle in custody, Carney fills in the details with colorful description of rescue, gun fights, and unearthing the valuables in thee chest. Now they will all be rich, right? Don\’t count on it.
