What can Phil get for a person who has it all? Alice already has a vacuum and an ironing board. Will Phil pick up on her subtle hints that she’d really like a new car? She would even like some little trinket, as long as it was expensive. Remley’s gift for Phil is more on the practical side. Alice sings, It’s a Lovely Day.
Where did Frankie get those practical gifts? If Phil claims the money is for a good cause, like an operation for Frankie, will she loan Phil money for Christmas shopping? I don’t think she fell for it, and may have her own scheme brewing. Phil sings his top hit of the year, the Thing.
The shopping spree leads Phil into a gift that Alice wants. The upscale boutique is too much, and Phil leaves. Will he find a better deal with Grogan? How does his shoplifting business help humanity? The helpful Grogan leaves Phil holding the bag and stolen silver. Can he put it back unnoticed? Not when Julius enters.
After the show, Phil receives an award from disk jockeys.