Bob “Springtime” Hope jokes about his recent visit to Army camps. Topics include how Hollywood starlets deal with spring cleaning, fashions, and weddings. Romance on the beach includes new batheing suit fashions. Skinny Ennis is teased about his swimming prowess, and Bill Goodwin joins the beach related jokes. What about Jerry Kolonna? He relives his impressive dive.
The Six Hits and a Miss sing, Old Rocking Chair. Humphrey Bogart shows off his humorous side. Movies, guns, and tough childhoods get joked about. The famous movie tough guy shares how he relaxes in the garden. Skinny Ennis claims to be from Bogie’s neck of the woods, and the two move the jokes back to dating, and a lesson in kissing. Skinny Ennis sings, Keep Your Thumbs Up.
Bob and Bogey find themselves in jail, discussing their crimes. Soon a prison break is planned, and Bill and Jerry join in the fun. Electric chairs, the third degree, and drunk tanks run the gamut of topics. How does the great escape go? Bob signs off with a different theme song.