As the title indicates, Stan is sponsoring his own show. What kind of commercials will he do on the show? The fanfare begins as the Rhythmaires sing a jingle made jjust for Stan. June Forray reprises her role as Miss Jupiter. Is she still upset over the ordeal with the Miss Universe Contest? She and Stan talk about figures of speech, and proverbs from Jupiter.
Peggy Taylor sings, Love is Mine. Stan is off to World Advertising to see if they have any other commercials for him. Has the agency ever handled a product like a human before? What kind of sales hype will pour forth?
Stan’s image gets a face lift to improve his human touch, as the jingles and sales pitches roll in. In voiceover, in the manner of a hardboiled detective, Stan lets the metaphores fly, along with some of his running gags. Where is it all leading? Will Stan ever discover the perfect commercial to promote himself?