Stan is bothered by a network censor while trying to sing Old Man River. The censor keeps interupting to correct his grammar. After a brief historical sketch. Peggy Tailor sings, Rock a Bye My Baby Melody.
A panel of oddball experts meet. They don’t discuss many questions because they break out in argument among each other. Stan tries to sing a spoof version of the Rock Island Line, but the censor is back.