Don and Jack tell stories about their wild New Years Eve partying. Mary and Frank Parker both tell a little about their day as well. Who is the guy who wants to sell a bull dog? Don Bestor starts to play, but the number is snipped.
Jack introduces the play, a spoof the classic story of the French Revolution, the Count of Monte Jello. The parts are assigned, Frank Parker has his number snipped, and the play begins.
As Edward Dantes, Jack is arrested after being sweet on Mary. He’s certain his stay won’t be for long, but soon learns otherwise. Will Mary wait for him? Jack gets settled in and meets his fellow inmates. Various wierd and creepy characters. And Schlepperman too. Will Jack ever escape and find his hidden treasure?