The topic of jokes starts out with June brides and weddings. With this being leap year, the single ladies are empowered to ask men to get married, instead of having to wait to be asked, and Eddie demonstrates with a drama. Eddie switches themes to talk about his run for the White House. Billie Birk, a female comedian of the times, and recent regular to the show, calls in to talk about dogs, and her psychiaitrist .
To win over certain voters, Eddie goes to college. How will Eddie fit in with the younger set? Verna Felton pitches in as a dorm mother, and there’s plenty of age related jokes as the much older Eddie tries to blend with the younger set. Behind closed doors, the college kids share pinups, and settle into dorm life. Even the Mad Russian stops in.