At rehearsal Jack gets on the nerves of the cast as he complains over their poor performance on the previous show. Phil, Mary, and Dennis all get in their jokes before Jack storms out at the disrespect.
At home he jokes with Rochester about how cheap he is. To relax, Jack glances at the newspaper and comments on the celebrity news. The scene shifts to Mary walking down the sidewalk where she bumps into Tyrone Powers. They joke about Jack bragging about his star power on his European tour earlier in the year.
Flashback to London, and Jack checking into a hotel. Cheap jokes, bragging about his performance, and running into Mary and Tyrone. Mary is wined and dined by Tyrone, and a date is aranged for Jack to round out the foursome. The Sportsmen provide the floorshow, and commercial, of course. The foursome decide to go club hopping as Jack is the butt of a myriad of jokes related to money, and the ever fluctuating currency exchange rates.