After a wardrobe malfunction, the guys joke about horse races. Lou tells about his date with Susan Miller, then about the nose on Bud’s wife. Mellonhead is on hand to sell insurance to Lou, or just about anything to Lou for that matter. Susan Miller sings, Where is Thee.
Lou tells about his accident prone uncle Mike. It’s Susan’s birthday, and she hints to Lou about what she wants. To raise some money, the guys do some babysitting. After a goofy moment at the bus stop they make it to their job at the apartment building. There are several ads to respond to, and each are as strange as the next.